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ms-cellanies:
“PLEASE GEORGIANS RUIN THE NEXT TWO YEARS OF MCCONNELL’S LIFE”

ms-cellanies:

PLEASE GEORGIANS 

RUIN THE NEXT TWO YEARS OF MCCONNELL’S LIFE

nuggsmum:
“holykryptonitekitten:
“ironwoman359:
“ randomslasher:
“ unamedwatcher:
“ xingshining:
“ bossymarmalade:
“ thxstral:
“ brunhiddensmusings:
“ zachsanomaiy:
“ brunhiddensmusings:
“ sunshine-tattoo:
“ brunhiddensmusings:
“ skrytch:
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nuggsmum:

holykryptonitekitten:

ironwoman359:

randomslasher:

unamedwatcher:

xingshining:

bossymarmalade:

thxstral:

brunhiddensmusings:

zachsanomaiy:

brunhiddensmusings:

sunshine-tattoo:

brunhiddensmusings:

skrytch:

2fngrsin:

shadowkat678:

dandy-boi-ftm:

natalie-cats:

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The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

Wait…what?

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

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also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

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and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

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Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

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The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout

hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

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Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

firefox-official:

firefox-official:

another day has gone by and honestly it’s pissing me off. the sun comes up one more time and i lose it

guess what happened today. fucking guess

antifamutantdown:

mitski-miyawakis:

chaifootsteps:

bluehairedspidey:

wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon

adhdoof

#this is literally how I talk

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It’s the “back on topic, baby” that killed me, that’s me.

werewolf-cuddles:

weatherman667:

imokimjustemotional-exe:

Holy shit this got really funny to really sad really quick

rebump

oh my god it’s the real one. I’m so used to the stupid Skyrim edit.

cryoverkiltmilk:

equikage:

when sypha said ‘i serve no demon and do no evil’ i thought the alternative was something like serving god and doing good but with magic and i was like ok but turns out there is a third option which is ‘i serve literally no one and i do what i want and god can eat my entire ass’

The hero we deserve

derinthescarletpescatarian:
“ adamthegirl:
“ california wildfires surrounding coronavirus protocols sign. 2020 in an image.
photo by noah berger
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This looks like something you’d see in a clip advertising a post-apoc survival shooter
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derinthescarletpescatarian:

adamthegirl:

california wildfires surrounding coronavirus protocols sign. 2020 in an image.

photo by noah berger

This looks like something you’d see in a clip advertising a post-apoc survival shooter

also-youre-mischevous:

We’re only a month away from Halloween so I’m gonna start telling these jokes and if someone asks me why I’m going to say that they’re Halloween themed jokes. If they say it’s not close to Halloween yet I’m gonna say that it’s always Halloween

blueandbluer:

dmc-dmc:

anightvaleintern:

nateswinehart:

kitsiinabox:

nateswinehart:

Ha ha seriously tho.

I needed to hear this right now. <3

My new favorite post.

As someone who finished her undergrad at 40, I feel this later update. Take your time. Progress made at any speed is progress.

abananaisaweapon:
“kugel-and-kombucha:
“ lastoneout:
“ tonidorsay:
“ ealperin:
“ hamacidal:
“ ultrafunnypictures:
“ You can read up to 500 words per minute
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THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
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I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD.
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Oh thank heavens someone decent...

abananaisaweapon:

kugel-and-kombucha:

lastoneout:

tonidorsay:

ealperin:

hamacidal:

ultrafunnypictures:

You can read up to 500 words per minute

THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK

I. FEEL. LIKE. A GOD.

Oh thank heavens someone decent reblogged this…

I feel like this is also why playing video games like Pokemon taught me to be a fast reader. I was impatient so I set the text speed to high and just went with it. It freaking works.

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I AM SOBBING OMG

crow-suggestions:

crow-suggestions:

Watch This Normal Crow Do Normal Things

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i dont know what you all are talking about this is a completely normal crow doing normal crow things

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